Whatsapp – Students Jokes

 

Engineering campus
Student 1: Results are out, come we’ll go and see
Student 2: I’m with my dad. You see mine and msg me. If one subject is gone say “Good Morning to you”. If 2 subjects are gone, say “Good Morning to you and your dad”
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Later
Student 1: “Good Morning to you and your family”

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now students, who discovered America?
Class: Maria
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Teacher: John, why are doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using the tables
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What?
Donald: Yesterday you said, it’s H to O
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Teacher: Winne, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago
Winnie: Me!!!!!!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I”
Millie: I is…..
Teacher: No Millie….always say I am….
Millie: All right…I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cheery tree but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..
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Teacher: Simon, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No Sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No Sir, it’s the same dog
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: “A teacher”
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Son: Dad I got punished in school today

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot.

I just asked “which end”…?

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