Whatsapp Husband n Wife Jokes

Wednesday 10 December 2014

If wife wants husband’s attention, She just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, He just has to look comfortable & happy.
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Every WIFE is a Mistress of her Husband..
Miss for first year & Stress for rest of years.
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Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once?
But many people still go to their in laws house again & again.

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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”
Man inside: “I am talking to my wife”

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

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Listening To your Wife is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on “I agree”

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Phone rings at night…

Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!

Wife (on phone): He is at home…

Husband (in anger): What the HELL??

Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!!

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