Whatsapp – Just for laughs

Put your wife in a room and lock it.
Put your dog in another room and lock it.
Open both the rooms after 2-3 hours and see who is happy to see you, and who will BITE you :-)

The extended version says:

Put your husband in a room and lock it.
Put your dog in another room and lock it.

Open both the rooms after 2-3 hours and you’ll be happy to see your dog waiting for you and you’ll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture and say, If I can handle this, I can handle anything!! – Superb attitude for Life!
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Million dollar truth:
If Saturday and Sunday don’t excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She said, “Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys to face the criticism of one idiot!!!”
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A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Son: Dad I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”

I Just asked “which end”…?

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Pappu: Dad, I got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Pappu: A husband
Dad: Stupid! Ask for a role with dialogue

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Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:

Wedding suit for sale
Details: used only once by mistake

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