Whatsapp – Hilarious Laws

Friday, 12 December 2014

Law of equality:
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5mins is exactly equal to the time taken by a husband when he says I’ll call you in 5mins.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Mechanical repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of the Workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of the Result:
When to try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Bio Mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Theatre rule
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup for hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of getting late:
When you reach early for something, it will never start on time.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of exam:
If you didn’t read a page which is of least importance, the first question will be from that page.


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