Tamilnadu HSC 12th Public Exam Time Table 2014-2015

Tamilnadu Education Department has announced HSC(Higher Secondary) 12th(+2) Class  Public Exam Time Table|Schedule for the academic year 2014-2015.

The Public Exam begins on 5th March 2015 and ends on 31th March 2015.

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10th Samacheer Kalvi Public Exam Time Table 2014-2015

Tamil Nadu Education Department has announced 10th Samacheer Kalvi public Exam Time Table|Schedule.  The Public|Annual Exam begins on March 19th 2015 and ends on Apr 10th 2015.

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Whatsapp – Just for laughs

Put your wife in a room and lock it.
Put your dog in another room and lock it.
Open both the rooms after 2-3 hours and see who is happy to see you, and who will BITE you :-)

The extended version says:

Put your husband in a room and lock it.
Put your dog in another room and lock it.

Open both the rooms after 2-3 hours and you’ll be happy to see your dog waiting for you and you’ll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture and say, If I can handle this, I can handle anything!! – Superb attitude for Life!
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Million dollar truth:
If Saturday and Sunday don’t excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She said, “Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys to face the criticism of one idiot!!!”
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A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Son: Dad I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.

Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”

I Just asked “which end”…?

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Pappu: Dad, I got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Pappu: A husband
Dad: Stupid! Ask for a role with dialogue

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Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:

Wedding suit for sale
Details: used only once by mistake

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Whatsapp – Sixth sense

Blind Man in a hotel…..

Manger: Menu Sir???
Man: I’m blind, just bring me your kitchen spoon; I’ll smell it and order

Manager got a spoon
Blind smelt and said, “Yes, I’ll have garlic bread with seasoned potatoes…

”Unbelievable” said the manger…

Every week he came and was correct each time.

Once the manager wanted to trick him. He went to the kitchen and told his wife Maria, “Rub the spoon on your lips”.
She rubs it on her lips and gives it to her hubby…

Blind man smelt and said, “Oh! My god..My classmate Maria also works here!!!!”

Manager fainted!!!!!!!!
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Whatsapp – Hilarious Laws

Law of equality:
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5mins is exactly equal to the time taken by a husband when he says I’ll call you in 5mins.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Mechanical repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of the Workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of the Result:
When to try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Bio Mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Theatre rule
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup for hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of Proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of getting late:
When you reach early for something, it will never start on time.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Law of exam:
If you didn’t read a page which is of least importance, the first question will be from that page.
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